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halfboiledhero:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

Fuckin white people

killtheocevns:

fellowteen:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

shawarma-palace:

coffeeandspentbrass:

cumber-porn:

hayamiyuu:

falcnpunch:

this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.

That’s beautiful!

that last picture made me laugh so hard I choked

I don’t usually post porn but…

makin’ more for the skeleton war

WOW IS REALLY NO ONE GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SKELETONS BONING

THIS WEBSITE HAS LET ME DOWN

where are the skeleton titties? are these skeletons gay?

son, you ever touch a titty?

(Source: theawesomeadventurer)

reconguista:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

did fucking hideo kojima design this system

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